Oh, hey! Look! A secret page!
I wonder if this can be like subliminal messages. This will be an interesting experiment.
I bet you didn't there were secret things that you could do here. You can read about secrets here. Reeeeeaaaaadddd about them!
Buy Jen things! She likes turtles and socks and also books. It is almost Christmas, you know.
Or make secrets here.
snerb snerb snerb snerb snerb snerb snerb snerb
That's always a good use of your time.
A way better use of your time than, like, homework.
Or tell secrets.
Tell me all about your life. I like knowing things.
I love learning new secrets. And I promise to keep them entirely confidential. Because I have nowhere to put them! I don't run a blog or anything....
Don't get addicted to drugs; get addicted to socks.
Or collect secrets and become the master of the universe.
Turtles are life. Turtles are love.
Except I'm already the master of the universe.
Say I love you to all your people because you don't if there's a tomorrow.
There was one secret.
Move along, nothing to see here.
I hope you don't expect anything else.
These are the droids you're looking for.
Toaster.
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