How To: Upset

I
am
so
upset
and
I
literally
have
no
idea
why.
someone
help
me
figure
out
my
life
hurry
hurry
hurry
you're
not
hurrying
fast
enough.
I
just
want
a
turtle
is
that
too
much
to
ask?
but
also
I
guess
some
other
stuff
too
like
a
basic
understanding
of
life
and
its
goals
for
me
as
a
human
person
but
probably
it
would
be
easier
to
get
a
turtle
at
this
point
and
that
just
speaks
to
the
difficulty
of
life
understanding
attainability.
I
miss
too
many
people
and
I
don't
even
know
people.
Paige
I'm
going
to
go
to
your
house
right
now
and
visit
your
tiny
dog
because
I
need
to
cuddle
it.
someone
who
understands
my
strange
aversion
to
hugs
should
come
and
give
me
a
hug
right
now.
okay
that's
weird
enough
for
today.
please
resume
normal
programming
as
if
that's
a
thing
you
ever
get
here
on
my
blog.